Hero Selection / Hero anim intro
Time to stretch my legs. Well, the bench's legs, you get the idea.
I'll show those kids what magic really looks like.
Can't wait to tell the coven about this.
Oh, these idiots would screw this up if I wasn't here.
Time to relive my youth.
Oh, I know I still got what it takes.
I'm not dead yet.
New York needs me, and I'm not letting her down.
I'm ready to give some tourists hell.
The kiddos are gonna learn a thing or two today.
There's nothing I won't do to protect New York.
Think I'm scared of some elder god?
I don't need the patrons. The patrons need me.
The sooner I summon the patrons, the sooner I can get back to the park.
I'm sure Shelly's gonna want to hear all about this.
I'm not sitting out the maelstrom. New York needs me.
It's okay, dearie. I'm here to help.
I've lived an incredible life, but it ain't over yet.
This might be my last maelstrom. I better enjoy it.
Underestimate me at your own risk.
I got a responsibility to the locals.
I don't know how many spells I got left in me, so I'm gonna make them all count.
What were you expecting, a sad bastard like Grey Talon?
Billy is right about one thing: tourists are the worst.
Leave this to me.
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There ain't no city like New York
Oh I suppose I can't sit in Central Park forever
I can't let my chess playing friend have all the fun
My place is rent controlled. I'm not letting anything happen to it
I'm tired of hearing people talk about urban decay being inevitable… you know what would stop urban decay? People giving a shit.
You know who would stay home during the ritual? Mildred. And I'm no Mildred.
Let me animate this bench, I'll be right there
They think they know magic? Oh I'll show 'em some magic
I'm not gonna let a couple of two bit cons and some kids with a glorified ouija board ruin Manhattan.
New York is the greatest city in the world... It survived one maelstrom, it will survive another.
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Ritual or no ritual it's bunko night
Sorry dearie, I have obligations to the Soho Coven
I'm not putting my life on the line just to help some tourist get a wish for a souvenir
"End of the world", people are so damn dramatic these days
End of the world? People are so damn dramatic these days.
Every day's a gift, and I'm not wasting one of my last good ones running around with those yahoos
Nah.
Arthritis is a bitch, sorry
I am helping… my taxes pay for the OSIC and they should be the ones handling this.
Listen dearie, if I die during the ritual, who's going to feed the pigeons?
Patron this, patron that. Listen, Lionel McLusky tried to summon the patrons before. It was stupid then, it's stupid now, everyone should just relax and eat a bagel.
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I'd say a little magic never hurt anyone but we all know that's a lie
It's just fun to mess with people sometimes
If they think I'm harmless they're in for a surprise
I love playing with the threads of magic…
I know how to keep my coven-mates in line
This spell takes me back
This is great for dealing with purse snatchers
So I wanna play with my food a little, sue me
You thought the cane was for show?
I'm a witch, who knows what I'm gonna do!
I'm a witch. Who knows what I'm gonna do.
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I'll let the bench do the work for me
I don't know what to tell ya, it works
Sometimes you just have one of those days and need to kick someone in the face
Time to have some fun
Best way to get around Central Park
Why walk when you can ride
This bench is gonna beat the hell outta 'em
Can you believe they won't let me bring this on the subway?
Sorry, this bench has a mind of its own sometimes.
Keeping this bench in line is a fulltime job
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Never was one for baking, but this on the other hand…
Looks like I'm gonna have to get serious
I'll give those tourists something to remember me by
Nothing like a little on the fly alchemy…
If you can't curse somebody with a drink, baked good, or piece of fruit can you really call yourself a witch worth remembering?
Time to whip up the ol' special brew…
They're about to learn a thing or two about witchcraft
I love dusting off the classics
Haven't had to do this in awhile.
Mildred always said that this wouldn’t work, and that's how I knew it would work! Because Mildred is a no talent hack who couldn’t win a game of Bunko if her life depended on it.
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My little birdies have work to do
This isn't gonna help the crazy pigeon lady reputation
Birds love me, what can I say
Nobody threatens my city and gets away with it
I'm tellin' ya, birds are more fun than people
I don't know if you picked up on it, but I'm not exactly feeling subtle today
Don't worry I brought friends
I'm about to give them an unforgettable Central Park experience
If you take care of the birds, the birds will take care of you.
I can't wait to show these people what real magic looks like!
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This is one of my favorite recipes.
Oh I love teatime.
If you can't enjoy a nice cup of tea, what’s the point of life
With tea, timing is everything.
I learned how to make the best tea.
Hey Mildred, if your tea is so goddamn great, how come nobody wants to drink it
I’m always cooking up something
This always kills at tea club
It’s not always reliable, but it is always fun.
The secret is Jasmine, Earl Grey, a hint of lavender and a dash of malice.