Hero Selection / Select
Okay, what are we standing around for? Let's start breaking shit.
If you think the OSIC are the good guys bro, you gotta wake up and take a look around. Regulation is just a three-dollar word for hoarding which is just a two-dollar word for controlling, which is just a one-dollar word for asshole.
The hell you staring at, buddy?
People ask me if I'm angry all the time, and its like, "Yeah I'm pissed, why aren't you?"
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Your taste in music sucks.
Bebop belongs in a scrap pile and Lash was relevant for like twenty minutes three years ago. I'll kick both their asses.
Vyper thinks she's hard 'cause she did time? Lady can't go three blocks without catching a charge. She's no con, she's a moron.
Don't get me started on Ivy. "Savior of Spanish Harlem," you're a gargoyle that punches people in the face. Whaddya want, a medal?
You know those people who think having a dog is the same thing as having a personality? That's Mirage and the Djinn. I get it, you have a lady in a bottle, stop talking about it.
Jersey sucks but it doesn't suck a much as Long Island.
Hero Selection / Unselect
You think I wanna hang out with those jackasses? Pass.
I got a riot to start in Midtown.
You go complete the ritual, I got some looting to do.
I hope I end up on the other team and I kick your ass.
Don't pick me, that's fine, whatever, I don't care.
Oh you gotta problem with goats, buddy?
Go pick somebody else you deserve each other.
If you can't appreciate what I bring to the table I don’t wanna help you.
You think it's ok to toy with someone's feelings like that?
You know what: you didn't unselect me, I unselected you. Piss off.
Upgrade Power / Upgrade power2
Don't gotta over think it, just charge in.
I'll gore 'em.
I'll run 'em down.
First I knock 'em up then I knock 'em down.
Almost time for the runnin' of the goat.
I used to do this in circle pits before venues started being babies.
Goat horns get zero respect in this city, it's all Ixian this, ram horns that.
They better run if they know what's good for 'em.
And ma said this head was good for nothin'.
It ain't why I turned my head into a goat, but it's a helluva perk.
Use Power / Bespoke ability line
Oh, you went melee, Abrams - real original, pal.
Killing someone with half your net worth make you feel important?
Kill me across the map with an owl, that's fair.
McGinnis, you didn't kill me, your stupid aimbot turrets did.
So I kill the bastard, then he gets to pop back up with full health and just off me? Cool.
Way to press 4, Haze.
Let's give the guy with crazy sustain an instant kill, that makes sense.
Yeah, I bought heal bane it didn't do dick to stop Abrams.
How long does this guy's goddamn fire last?
OK, so she can fly across half the map and just stab me, great.
So it's not enough that she can take my head off across the map, she gets paid a bonus too.
I swear to god If Sinclair turns me into a rabbit one more goddamn time I'm going to punch the next person I see that even talks about a card trick.
There's no counterplay to being curb stomped from space.
How the hell am I supposed to fight a green hamster ball that keeps stunning me?
You have a power that's designed for a team fight, and you decide use it only on me just to be an asshole.