Combat / Kill anyhero
Did I kill a potential customer? Yes. Did I impress 5 more? Absolutely.
Victory, my friends, is a Fairfax guarantee.
That was a classic demonstration of Fairfax violence
The Chimera Mark 1 dispatches enemies with ease
My friend, I am not a hardened combatant, but even I can take out dangerous foes thanks to The Chimera Mark 1
Just imagine what a trained operative can do with one of these fine devices
Oh, Maggie really outdid herself with this one
Thanks to the Chimera Mark one, I'm always in the action
You can just picture this marvelous machine soaring over the fields of North Ixia
The wonders of Fairfax Industries will never cease to amaze
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Deadman Danny at your service.
Let's see what Maggie built for me today.
Fairfax Industries sent me, and I will not let them down.
You are about to watch the miracle of flight.
This is for you, Maximilian!
It is my honor to present to you the Chimera Mark 1.
If Maggie McGinnis made Icarus's wings, that boy would still be flying today.
I'm here to die for your amusement.
You're about to be inspired by science!
Remember, with Fairfax Industries, all's fair.
They're about to get crushed by the wheels of progress!
The boys at Eldritch Tactical Solutions are gonna get a kick out of this!
How much would you pay for a jetpack?
Say there, friend, how much would you pay for a soul-killing missile system?
How much would you pay to crush your enemies and see them driven before you?
Have a patron problem? Try the Chimera Mark 1 today!
I'm gonna put this thing through the paces.
Remember, it's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
No Fairfax product goes to market without field testing.
I'm probably gonna explode, but that's okay. It's for science!
God bless you, Maximilian Fairfax.
Well, I hope Maggie didn't screw me.
I love working in R&D. You never know what's gonna happen.
If you like this, try other fine Fairfax products.
Greatness comes at a price. The only question is, can you afford it?
Hero Selection / Select
Deadman Danny, at your service
My friend, you look like you're in need of a skeleton with a jetpack, but not just any jetpack, the Fairfax Industries Chimera Mark 1.
At Fairfax Industries we say "All's Fair", but that's not true, because with the Fairfax Chimera Mark 1, you have the advantage.
Some people look at me and say that I'm a salesman, but that is not true. A salesman's job is to sell products, I am a prophet, a man blessed and cursed with the duty of showing you the future.
Today, Zephyrs make airship flight possible... but what if there was a better way?
Ladies and gentlemen, the demonstration that you are about to see is extremely dangerous.
Fairfax industries has always been the vanguard of occult technology, but today visionary Maximilian Fairfax, and genius Margaret McGinnis have crafted the thing of military dreams. It is my honor, it is my privilege, and I daresay it is the highlight of my career to present to you the Chimera Mark 1.
My friends, there is a war ravaging North Ixia… and while we all pray for peace, for the safety of our countrymen in South Ixia we must prepare for war. To that end I say: what better way to protect the 52nd state than with the Chimera Mark 1?
This is not the first time that I have flown the Chimera Mark 1, but if Maggie did her job properly, then this will be the first time that I don't blow up doing so.
If you have never seen a skeleton soar through the heavens on the wings of a soul powered jetpack, you my friends are in for the treat of a life time.
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Apologies, I have to go to long island to demonstrate a lip gloss that doubles as a corrosive acid
I'd love to help, but I'm down a femur, both radii, and a good chunk of my spine after McGinnis had a great idea she wanted to try.
I don't need to summon The Patron. Presenting fine Fairfax Industries products is reward enough
Apologies there is a corporate retreat on cadenza that I must attend.
I’m a company man it wouldn’t feel right to work for anyone who’s not Maximilian Fairfax
I have a prior commitment today. There’s an elementary school that needs to learn about the dangers of fire elementals
If I show up I risk getting in Maggie‘s way and that simply will not do.
The chimera has a few more kinks that need to be worked out before I can give it a test run.
Sorry my PTO already got approved
My specialty is showing off the hardware not actually using the hardware
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The Chimera is more than a means of conveyance my friends, it is a complete weapons system
Looking to spread democracy? The Fairfax Chimera is fully equipped with strix soul-killers for all your peacekeeping needs
Lives may hang in the balance, but with a strix soul killer, you can give it a push.
Why fire just a missile, when you could fire a strix soul-killer?
With its seemingly unending payload, The Fairfax Chimera is fully prepared to send your enemies screaming to hell.
A missile is just a weapon, but a strix is a love letter to explosives.
The Fairfax Chimera makes dispatching foes a breeze, thanks to its revolutionary strix ordinance system.
Maggie, you beautiful son of a bitch, you've done it again!
Rain fiery death on the enemies of democracy with The Fairfax Chimera Mark 1.
How many missiles can a jetpack hold? You're about to find out.
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Why sacrifice speed for power when you can have both?
What would you say if I told you this wonderous machine could soar like an airship, but with the speed of a soul-powered freight train.
With The Fairfax Chimera, you are no longer bound by gravity.
There are many laws that Fairfax Industries must abide by, but gravity is not one.
Just picture it my friends, a military unit flying in V formation like Valkyries of yore.
Soon I will defy god's evolutionary plans, and fly like an eagle!
At Fairfax Industries, we specialize in making the impossible possible.
God, I love my job.
At Fairfax Industries, a dream is not a fantasy, it is the blueprint to a better life
The Chimera Mark 1 makes getting out of any sticky situation a breeze.
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What will Maximillian Fairfax think of next
It's only a matter of time before we meet minimum federal safety regulations
If you maintain The Chimera properly, The Chimera will function for years to come.
It's important not to neglect routine maintenance.
I'm glad Maggie finally installed a release valve.
I'm glad Maggie finally installed a release valve.
I remember what testing this was like before she added it, whoo.
Mastering heat release is an essential skill for Chimera pilots
The Chimera Mark One makes routine maintenance fun for the whole family.
My friends there is a difference between chaos, and controlled chaos.
The dead can't use their souls, but you can! For the miracle of flight!
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Hope Maggie made some adjustments to this thing…
In the first week of testing, the chimera used to explode before lift off so we're already seeing improvements
I will soar like an angel before crashing down like the Morningstar!
This invention may change the course of the Ixian war.
Have a fear of heights? No problem! Get therapy, then get the Chimera Mark One.
Well Maggie's been tinkering with this, that could be good or terrible.
At Fairfax Industries, we don't just make products, we make legends.
When the ETS boys get their hands on this it will be a thing of beauty.
There are a bunch of buttons on this thing that I can't wait to press.
Become a soaring bird of prey with The Chimera Mark 1.
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Time to see what this can do
Maggie asked me to push The Chimera to it's limits
Eh, this is probably safe
Time to find out how dangerous this thing is
This is why they pay me the big bucks
At Fairfax Industries we redefine what's safe every day
This is a weapon fit for the front lines of the Ixian War
Time to test some atypical use cases
I'm paid to push the boundaries of safety
Better me find out what happens when this thing overheats than a paying customer
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Oh dear.
I see we're running a little hot.
This can't be good.
Goddamn it Maggie.
I see we've found the factory limit
Some technical difficulties are to be expected
I'm gonna have some notes on heat displacement for Maggie...
Buckle up!
Well, that's science for you.
Progress never comes easy.
This is what Fairfax pays me for
It was good run.
OK so were experiencing some minor hiccups
Yes there are few kinks that need to be worked out
No prototype is going to be perfect...
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Venting heat
Stand back, I don't know what's going to happen
Managing heat.
Always keep an eye on the temperature!
The Chimera runs a little hot!
It's not a flaw, it's a feature!
As a reminder, this is still a prototype
There are some kinks we are still working out
Folks, please remember this is a prototype, there are some lingering issues.
Trust me when I say you will want to vent excess heat.
Trust me when I say you will want to vent excess heat.
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It's all the fun of a flamethrower with none of the smell
All this and more can be yours
Don't wait, buy yours today!
Put the "enhance" in "enhanced interrogation"
You can hold the future of warfare in your very hands
The Chimera Mk 1 can make you too feel like a vengeful god
We're pretty sure this will pass inspection
We're still rounding off some rough edges but the promise is there
You're gonna love using this thing
Satisfying and effective