Emotions / Happy
This'll all be over soon!
These guys are so outmatched!
They don't have a chance in hell!
If they're getting frustrated, that means we're doing something right.
When are you guys gonna get it, I'm better than you.
God I love being the best.
What a day to be Lash.
This is exactly what I thought would happen…
They're out of their league.
Never shoulda stepped to us.
Hero Selection / Select
When I come for you, you're gonna know it… There's just not a damn thing you can do about it.
You were looking to summon a god right? Well here I am.
Oh, I'll summon the Patrons… but just so I can tell 'em, "You're welcome."
Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then that I would never do one again.
Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.
Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
You see not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on god's green earth.
The only demons I can't punch are my own.
Fear is for lesser men. And Bebop.
I'm not dumb. I know a lot of people hate me. It's a curse really. You know, to just rule so hard, that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.
Oh I'll summon the Patrons… and when I do I know exactly what I'm wishing for.
I'll summon the patrons, and when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for.
You know, it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my earnings a day and donating them to LashBack, it's my charity dedicated to children who kind of suck.
Hero Selection / Unselect
<laughs> Good one. Wait, you're serious.
Ok, yeah, that was smart. Don't pick me, see what happens.
It's fine, The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to…cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so no worries.
I understand: you want to feel a challenge… see what it's like to NOT be the god of combat.
Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
The Lash is going to take a "me" day.
Not surprising… it takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
You don't need to be intimidated by me; I'm quite approachable.
Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life drawing class.
Pings / Ability Status/Usage / Use ability4
Ready to Death Slam.
Death Slam's ready.
Ready to use Death Slam.
Ready to pick up and slam 'em down.
Ready to do my thing.
Ready to show 'em what Lash is all about.
The Lash is ready to do what The Lash does best.
Ready to pick someone off.
Death Slam is good to go.
Say the word and I will Death Slam the shit out of them.
What time is it? Lash time.
Who's ready to see me be amazing?
They're about to get lashed.
I'll slam 'em down, you guys take 'em out.
The Lash is ready to be a team player.
Time for The Lash attack.
Are you ready to watch perfection in action?
Upgrade Power / Upgrade power1
No one runs from me.
They can try to run… not gonna work well for them, but they can try.
I'm going to crater 'em…
It's my bread and butter, baby…
Every time I hear someone scream in frustration I just get a big ol' smile on my face.
I'm going to be bouncing around that battlefield.
I can come at them from anywhere…
They won't see me coming, but boy will they know I've been there…
Every time they think they're safe I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.
Is flying in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares?
Upgrade Power / Upgrade power2
Dive kicks are the new uppercut.
Winning isn't enough. You gotta do it with panache.
I can't wait to send them airborne.
This used to be an uppercut. Then I grew as a person. Meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts. Because he sucks.
So here's how this works…I fly in. Then I kick 'em in the face.
Yeah I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred billion times cooler when I do it mid air.
They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
I can start a fight with this, I can end a fight with this, it's basically the caviar of murder techniques.