Insults in Deadlock

What do I look like, Drifter? A frail organic?

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Why couldn't I've been paired up with a bouncer instead of a bartender.

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You brought a sword to fight a golem, not as bright as I thought.

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You two are tough, just not tough enough.

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You're so full of shit.

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Your freeze ray was never gonna get the job done, mate.

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Your knives were never gonna be enough.

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"Bear pit champion," man, I bet those fights are rigged.

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"Daddy tried to kill me," poor baby.

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"Sandman," psh whatever.

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"Time Thief," please.

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"Unicorn horns are special." Get real.

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Ain't no such thing as a good Fairfax.

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Alright Mina, here's the deal. On one hand, you're a stuck up bitch. On the other hand, your goal is to get rid of some old as dirt vampire elder. So as much as I hate rich assholes, which you are, I'm gonna help you because there's an older, richer asshole that needs to go.

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Alright pig, here's the deal: at some point during the ritual I'm gonna save your life. When that happens I don't want you thinkin' I actually like you.

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And I thought the Knickerbockers sucked this year…

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Basically this is 5 on 6, the patron must hate us.

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Beat up some scabs crossing a picket line.

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Bebop belongs in a scrap pile and Lash was relevant for like twenty minutes three years ago. I'll kick both their asses.

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Big surprise, the mastermind of the whole charade tells me I'm wrong.

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Bodyguard... what are you gonna protect the Djinn from, a 4th grade bully?

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Bro you ain't Olympic, you're barely little league

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Bro, you were thrown in an extra-judicial hell hole and now that you're out you're not going to stick it to those bastards?

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Bro, you're using a bow in the 20th century just pack it up you're done.

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Chewed up that tin can.

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Coney's a joke. Your show's a joke. You're a joke.

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Cry about your pain some more, Victor.

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Cute ice path, you're dead.

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Don't act like you're blue collar, McGinnis. You were handpicked by Fairfax himself.

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Don't get me started on Ivy. "Savior of Spanish Harlem," you're a gargoyle that punches people in the face. Whaddya want, a medal?

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